PaulBrad is Good at Everything
March 8th 2007 19:44
As with most of my sung stories, a zydeco beat works well with this one.
Verse 1
Brad is good at everything, he is a natural athlete.
Alas, not me, I'm unco; I'm slow and I've got flat feet.
With bat and ball and stick and hole, he's accurate and lithe.
All I can do is fumble, take stupid punts and writhe, because
Chorus
Brad, Brad is good at everything.
Brad, Brad is good at every f*cking thing.
Brad, Brad is good at everything.
Brad is good at everything.
Verse 2
The sports field is Brad's kingdom, beit Astroturf or tar.
He rules the skill-based firmament, his every shot a star.
Harder yet than this for the mediocre horde,
His prowess transfers seamlessly from open space to board.
Games of thought and strategy Brad masters and, you guessed it,
He just beat me at f*cking chess; my button - Brad has pressed it.
So now he lies trussed at my feet, a blade poised o'er his heart.
If Brad is good at begging, he'd better make a start.
Chorus x 3
The End
Verse 1
Brad is good at everything, he is a natural athlete.
Alas, not me, I'm unco; I'm slow and I've got flat feet.
With bat and ball and stick and hole, he's accurate and lithe.
All I can do is fumble, take stupid punts and writhe, because
Chorus
Brad, Brad is good at everything.
Brad, Brad is good at every f*cking thing.
Brad, Brad is good at everything.
Brad is good at everything.
Verse 2
The sports field is Brad's kingdom, beit Astroturf or tar.
He rules the skill-based firmament, his every shot a star.
Harder yet than this for the mediocre horde,
His prowess transfers seamlessly from open space to board.
Games of thought and strategy Brad masters and, you guessed it,
He just beat me at f*cking chess; my button - Brad has pressed it.
So now he lies trussed at my feet, a blade poised o'er his heart.
If Brad is good at begging, he'd better make a start.
Chorus x 3
The End
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