Surreal Short Stories

Free Original Image for Your Christmas Cards

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:23:00 GMT

Click for bigger pic Dear Folks, with Christmas coming fast, I thought I'd repost this original cartoon of mine. I used it a few years ago on a card and...

Looking into Technorati.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:30:00 GMT

I hereby claim this blog under the terms of Technorati. Technorati Profile Sounds rather serious, doesn't it?!

The gloves are ON!

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:09:00 GMT

OK. So Cib asked the question: Is Squidoo better than Orble? This got me thinking, so I loaded up some of the same Cecil the Sheep cartoons that can be...

Trying Something New: Squidoo!

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:22:00 GMT

I'm giving Squidoo a go. The nice man who delivers my groceries reckons it's the next big thing. Who am I to argue with an Agent of The Universe?! If...

Paul Hassing Client Testimonials

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:36:00 GMT

I've just added a testimonials page to www.thefeistyempire.com If you'd like to see what clients say about my high-end copywriting services, click here Really Long Link

There's no such thing as 'baby steps'.

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:13:00 GMT

I just thought I should point out something. When a baby takes its first step, it becomes a toddler. Therefore, the term 'baby steps' is a misnomer. It should be...

Celebrate the joy of living at www.liferal.com

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:16:00 GMT

liferal A new word by Paul 'Feisty' Hassing Founder & Senior Writer @ www.thefeistyempire.com Definition liferal (pronounced 'life-for-all') noun: Organised event to celebrate love, friendship and the joy of living...

The Farting Biting Cat Shop is open!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:49:00 GMT

If you liked my story about the farting biting cat, or if you simply like the image, you can now buy it on an an exciting range of high quality...

One Hand

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:50:00 GMT

One Hand We used to have a pile of friends; we'd count 'em on ten limbs. But Time's thalidomide's cut in - the ranks have rather thinned. 20 years have...

Google & I Have Split Up!

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Dear People Who are Interested in Words, Business & Money. Theoretically, the internet is the most free and democratic realm the world has ever seen. How ironic, therefore, that in...

Need Good People?

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Specialist recruitment ads save time & money & find the right person every time. The people you need have jobs. The old ads no longer work. How do you make...

Fluffy's Chain Ten-Year Anniversary

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT

It's nearly ten years since Fluffy's Chain took the stage. Stand by for news of celebrations.

Euolgy for Barbie Hassing

Sun, 20 May 2007 22:54:00 GMT

Mum's character can be summed up in two sentences: * I never heard her say a bad word about anyone. * I never heard anyone say a bad word about...

The Onset of Grief

Sun, 20 May 2007 22:32:00 GMT

It's been a year since my beloved mother Barbie died, so I'm reposting this poem. the onset of grief my brain is getting smaller as the world cuts it to...

Understanding Real Estate Agent (Realtor) Speak No. 2

Fri, 18 May 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Click pic; make big! 'Close to Public Transport'